There's me quietly minding my own business giving the lawn a short back and sides when this little frog with a death wish leaps out in front of me:
As I had the Nikon in my shirt pocket I took a quick snap and waited for Froggy to move out of the way. That was going to be some wait as it had no intention of moving. Froggy even stayed put while I got the camera closer and closer. It was determined it had the right of way in its garden.
In the end I had to walk round to the back of it and give it a gentle push. That got it leaping though to start with it aimed for the mower. In the end I persuaded Froggy to find somewhere safer and got on with the job in hand.
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