A Relaxing Read

Just been perusing one of the many e-books I seem to have stored away.

The Chuck-It List by Steven Bennett
He describes it as 'Things I have no intention of doing before bucketing'

A few quotes:
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Learn a new language:
There are no new languages

Try out a new profession:
I'm going to try Retired Millionaire

Achieve your ideal weight:
I did this at birth. It's been downhill ever since.

Run a marathon:
A little known fact about modes of transport is that they are made in direct proportion to the distance to be travelled. Feet, small distances. Automobile, long distances.

See the Northern Lights:
From what I've read the Northern Lights are in the North, and further study shows that the North is cold. Doesn't Hawaii have lights?
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No idea where I found this book.
A search of your favourite free e-book repository may well find a copy.